What the fuck? What the fuck? -- Apple Computers and Spinning Dicks

Lil B Johnson has a MacBook Pro bullshit dual processor bullshit whatever. 15' of battery sucking power in the palm of your hands for however long you can support 8 pounds of plastic, chrome-looking sexiness (I have a friend who likes to rub the labtop because of the way it feels). It's just ridiculous the way you're supposed to calibrate the battery and then suddenly expect better performance. I can't even remember the steps, but it's aggravating...o h y e a h, and it makes me feel stupid because I'm too lazy to take two days to make my battery maybe last four hours doing nothing instead of an hour and a half.