Deep thoughts... with Fu Kennedy

I know this is generally a video game specific blog (although we have been branching out quite a bit recently) but today, let's try something new. Let's turn it into a live journal... just for the day ofcourse. I will probably delete this very soon... but here we go:

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Thank you for your time and understanding. As you were.

Aes and Blockhead

The beginning to this is comedic gold and the part about peddle boats and relationships had me laughing out loud:

Intro Def Jux Production

El-P got sentimental today on his blog again about the deeply saddening loss of the amazing Camutao and posted a music file called, U R What U Eat .

Good song. Hit in Google and got this video, which I think might be the production on that song, and it's pretty cool to watch the song happen, especially because they did it in Camu's one bedroom kitchen.

No Excuse, really

John Fu and I were talking about rap. I was hatin' on the Boondocks soundtrack, Killer Priest, and GZA for being kinda boring and repetitive. Sometimes shit should just be fun!

Like so,



Unnnnnhhhhh
We got it now!

The best damn review you'll read... this hour

Peter Molyneux likes to hear himself talk... likes everything he does (although there might be some exceptions). He's always claiming he will revolutionize the game industry and while his endeavors usually fall short of that lofty goal... they are always enjoyable. Don't get me wrong, I like the guy and I always like what he has to say. But the other day he decided to review Fable 2. Didn't actually read it but guess what? HE LOVED IT. So, the creator of The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai (A game I probably won't get to play since it's on xbox live) decided to follow suit. I like his review a lot... probably more than I would Molyneaux's. Won't you enjoy it with me.

http://skasoftware.wordpress.com/2008/09/02/we-get-to-review-our-own-games/

Sometimes it pains me when we talk about "news" that 50,000 other gaming blogs have already covered.

Pity Party with Blockhead!

This is like the best shit on definitivejux.net: the sweeping generalizations with blockhead.

This week's is like especially good .

I hate when poli sci people talk about shit in the news like it's poli sci. That shit is politics as told by communications and english majors. Poli Sci is much more interesting and in depth.

I'm tired so I'm angry. It aint you.

Major piSsass Gorram wiBed out tired

P.S. YA'LL DON'T REALLY WANT IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!



lil bitch...

Camutao was the shit.

P(eni)S3 Envy

Read a page of Kotaku, almost any page, and I think you may feel like me, that all the good-looking games seem to be going 360 , and that nothing's hitting the ps3. From Software made the Armored Core games, and now they're making a ninja one? Awesome. Left 4 Dead is gonna be an exclusive? Or take a shitload of time to reprogram for the ps3? It depresses me. I feel like XBOX Live has more interesting stuff too. I hate microsoft. I hate the design of the 360, and how it'll be obsolete in a year, but if people see no incentive to spend the effort on the ps3, I may have to punch myself in the balls and buy one.

i'M depreSsed (g)oddamn xBoxxx...

it's like a conspiracy of money. maybe microsoft is paying everybody not to program for PS3 and the excuse is the programming difficulty. the wii's getting some interesting stuff too. i mean, shit...

Who the fuck is Rene Zellweger?!?

You know those nights where you just make bad decision after bad decision and they all culminate with one horrible event? Yeah... that was last night. Bad decision #1: Pour myself a drink. Bad decision #2: pour myself a second, third, fourth, and so on. Bad decision #3: Decide to put other substances in my body that should not have been there and don't mix well with alcohol (I'll let you use your imagination). Bad decision #4: play Mario tennis. That's where everything went downhill fast and resulted in me getting reacquainted with the porcelain deities in my bathroom... for a good, I don't know, two hours. Luckily the greatest rapper of all time was there to look out for me and made sure I didn't go too overboard. You would have thought I learned my lesson already but it certainly doesn't look that way. So much for being productive today.

Anyways the point of telling all that was so I could tell you all this. Like Mr. Tippytoes mentioned, we are back at school. You would think that would cut down on posts since we are such diligent and hard working students... but no. You can now expect more regular posting from all of us to help you get through your tough year. We are a sincerely good group of people who care for your well being... what else can I say? So, here's hoping for another interesting school year in terms of the blog and all things MS(g)B. I'll get excited when the hangover wears off. Back to the bed for me.

On a side note: Who the fuck takes a dump ON a bush... especially a dump ON the bush right next to our apartment? Seriously?!?!?

Back to school busy busy

Classes have started, exciting fourth year of college and all (and it should be the last) has kept me from updates. In the time since my last post I trudged through Bioshock but that was about it. Doing a review of the game would be a bit of a moot point since it's been so widely reviewed and scrutinized. To sum it up I thoroughly enjoyed the game, loved the atmosphere and art direction but there were some things that irked me. First and foremost the benefits of fully exploring areas did not seem to actually be worth it, I would find my way into some random-obscurely-placed-rooms and it would reward me with random ammo that I already had too much of. Next, I played through the game on the normal difficulty and the only reasons I died was from being intent on killing a big daddy using some crappy ammo instead of my good electric element or armor piercing (aka I conserved ammo for some future use that never occurred). I have to be honest, this game was definitely up there in amazing factor and a great play, it deserves a good amount of the praise it has received. I just think that the level of immersion the game reached in terms of atmosphere and interaction with the inhabitants of rapture was really hurt in the fact that you as a player were as detached from it as possible. Because I never actually felt in danger, lost, or worried then I was more compelled to play stupidly and without caution. I look forward to playing through it on hard difficulty so that I have to be extra cautious to progress through it hopefully (increased difficulty in a game tends to bring out the most creative sides of people in order to progress past obstacles).

So the game DJ Max Fever is coming to the US. While this is old news I was reminded of it from Kotaku's recent post of art and screen captures from the game and while I am not the heaviest into rhythm games I tend to like particularly challenging ones with spectacular song selections (Amplitude will always be superior to Guitar Hero/Rock Band in my mind, Harmonix please make a current gen iteration of Amplitude).

On another random related note Ladytron has released (for free) a great remix of Ghosts, Ghosts (Blestenation Mix). I think it sounds great, then again I am biased in that I have been obsessed with them for the past year...

We are not fucking around - The Wire

To explain the gap in posts, I would say that I'm outta games to play.

BioCommando: Rearmed and Pixel Junk: Eden came out so I'm down for that and for buying a Wii,360, and PSP, but I'm low on cash, ladies and gentleman, and some of that cash has been spent enjoying the show, The Wire. Yeah, I know, like "Stuff White People Like" told me to.

What's so great about The Wire? Everyone on the show's an asshole. Everyone. What's bad about The Wire? It's long and sometimes plodding, and one time there was this ridiculous sex scene where two actors were moaning in cadence. Boring. Fake. The gay sex scene had more intensity. Did I mention that Omar's gay?

You're here for the good parts: Bunk and Omar

One Homocide detective fucks up the investigation, so Bunk and Mcnulty have to redo it:



Bunk's married, and has to hide the evidence from cheating. The audio sucks on this one...


Omar Part 1:


Omar Part 2:



Bonus: Bumpin' underground

I have dreams at night because of this video. DefJux makes 'em good.



A Lil Fu got this in my life
Get a Lil Fu in your life.
We should have one of those contests where you get to take the MS(g)B dude or VA.BBurg(if she agrees) of your choice out for whatever.

Donation drive! We need 360s!